my phone is screwed up and whenever it doesn’t work i am always so worried that everyone will just think i am ignored by them for not replying.

hah what am i kidding. no one texts me except my mom and my boss.

juice boxes 4 ever.
perfect amount of fruity delicious thirst quench.

anyways yes sort of related to my last post about people who love burgers. someone comments this to a question on the restaurant’s facebook page asking your favourite burger:

"Dedicated gluten free burger I don’t cross contamination is not guaranteed in kitchen prep area and the onion tower with that tummy maple milkshake and lots of bacon in my burger . I

lol humans

so tomorrow at the WORKS we are selling eight ounce burgers with a side for 5 dollars if you are dining in! upgrades are still extra, but apps and drinks are regular price. that is at all locations, not just the restaurant i work at.

a little bit of advertising there, but i am actually excited. it will be a fun day. i originally thought that because the entrees are so cheap, we would sell more apps, especially with the tent cards on the tables highlighting them, but that probably won’t be the case. i feel like because of our location we are just going to draw in reallllllly cheap people who will probably undertip the servers that will be working their butts off all day waiting on them.
the burgers cost good at regular price, so i don’t think that people who frequent our restaurant will be eager to come in tomorrow. they will want to avoid how busy it will most likely be. then again, it’s so weird (but i shouldn’t be surprised) some people are just crazy about burgers.
they just love burgers.
so they might not be cheap. they’ll wait. our kitchen is quick, still. but not because the meal is five dollars, just because burgerheads are real.

i thought it was a myth.
the burgerhead. a population of people obsessed with burgers. the meat. the cheese. the sauce. the layering. any combinations of things as to why they love burgers. some love any burger. from fresh pressed no filler to frozen microwaved cow extras. and some spit on mcdonalds. still, they love burgers. it’s weird. but not really. everyone has their thing.

if your body burns
from the inside
out when you think
about someone,
you should probably
listen to it
take advantage
of what you’re saving
on hydro
and all that running
around trying to get warm
not just let it simmer.

you won’t evaporate.

Iron and WineOn Your Wings

how we rise when we’re born
like the ravens in the corn
on their wings, on our knees
crawling careless from the sea
god, give us love in the time that we have




is there a place where you can get boxer-brief style underwear for women?
not those little-crawl-up-your-butt ones you get at female lingerie stores, ones that are cotton and fit exactly like men’s boxer-briefs, except without the dick flap?

i am having severe butt crack issues at work. i can’t put anything weighing more than a highlighter in my pocket without fearing they will just fall down. if i walked a block without pulling them up, they would fall down.

this is why my underwear does not work with my uniform.

also no i do not want to wear actual bicycle shorts.or grannie panties. i love tha cotton undies.

the guy’s ones are comfy, but there’s too much extra fabric.

there is a place in the heart that
will never be filled

a space

and even during the
best moments
the greatest times

we will know it

we will know it
more than

there is a place in the heart that
will never be filled

we will wait

in that space.

i know we hardly talk. and school is done. and you’ll be leaving soon enough.
but i’m scared for a time when you won’t be around.
it’s selfish though, because i don’t try to reach you
save for a cryptic post, reaching first-name-basis friends.

but it just aches and aches from my stomach to my heart.

i know you will do well though. here is not where you need to be to achieve everything you can and want to do. the whole world is calling you. it wants you to write songs about its mountains and poetry about its dirt. it wants you to strum the tree tops and belt out storms through cities so small they’re not listed in any text books.

i will not wish you luck because you already stick out like a daisy on a willow branch.
beautiful and perfect and never to be forgotten.

oh my god (it still means a lot to me)

(Source: ag-ness-a)


David BazanHarmless Sparks

the different meanings of the word cunning couldn’t be more opposite.

oh fortune,

blue sheets
and the cold side
by the window.